i think they love me

my parents feed me, change my diapers, wipe my bottom, rub lotion on me, clip my nails, carry me around, sing songs just for me, kiss me a trillion times a day, dress me, pick my boogers and dig out my ears, wipe my drool, bathe me from head to toe (and all the bits between), they think every little thing I do and every little noise I make, from a poot to a giggle, is the best thing they've ever witnessed, and they'll do anything just to see me SMILE!
 i think they love me...  either that or i'm the king of this place.

we were cracking up at him resting his arm on the side 
like he was just pimpin' in a hot tub. 

Ahhh, the life of a baby...